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A plain computer illeterateA guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What's the problem? User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: You'll need a new power supply. User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it. User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command. 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that they are right. The tech is frustrated and fed up. Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem. User: I knew it! Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes. 10 minutes later. User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using? User: MS-DOS 6.22. Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes. 1 hour later. User: I need a new power supply. Tech: How did you come to that conclusion? User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what your said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply. Tech: Then what did he say? User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE. Absent Minded ProfessorsOne of the world greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded
professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor
said, "Take it easy. You'll find it."
Professor Jones was visiting a ranch out in Texas. He looked at a rope in his hand and mumbled to himself, "One of the two things -- either I've found a rope or lost a horse."
Professor (sitting beside his bed with a shoe in his hand): "Now let's see, am I going to sleep or waking up ?"
Friend : "I hear your wife had twins. Were they boys or girls ?"
The university professor and his wife were leaving church. Professor : "Ha, ha!
Who's absent-minded now ? You forgot your umbrella and left it in church, but I remembered
mine and I picked up yours, too."
One morning as he was leaving for the university his wife told her absent-minded
husband, "Don't forget we are moving today. If you come to this house , this
afternoon it will be empty." The Three EngineersAn electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer were riding in a car, when suddenly it stalled. The three passengers considered what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggested stripping down the electronics of the car. The chemical engineer suggested flushing the fuel system. The Microsoft engineer shook his head. "Why don't we close all the windows," he suggested, "get out, get back in and open the windows again -- then maybe it will work." Height of InocenceSardarji went to US to live with his brother. Sardarji's Brother owns a apple shop in
US. One day he asked his brother to stay at the shop because he had to go somewhere. He
asked his brother if somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple's price, tell them $2 a
pound. If somebody questions wheter these apples are sweet or sour, tell them some are
some are not. If some body says I do not want to buy, tell them somebody else will buy.
A Universitie's Grade Change FormUNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM(please print with ink) __________________________________UNIVERSITY To: Professor________________________________ I think my grade in your course, _________________________________________, should be changed from____________ to__________ for the following reasons: 1) The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did. 4) I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in _______________________________. 5)I'll lose my scholarship. 6)I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam. 7)I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam. 8)I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact. 9)I learned all the facts and definitions but your exam asked about generalprinciples. 10) You are prejudiced against:
11)If I flunk out of school, my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance. 12)I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness:
13)You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done. 14)I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull. 15)I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade. 16)The lectures were: 17)This course was: 18)My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course. 19) Other______________________________________________________________ No Offense to AnyoneSardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!" ------- Sardarji calls Air India. -------- Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone
asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. --------- Sardarji is buying a TV. ---------- Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. --------- Sardarji is sitting on a tree branch and sawing it. A passerby warns him ---------- Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate "Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese." ------------- Two Sardarjis are in a railway station. --------- A passer by notices a Sardarji by the side of a lake, throwing bricks into the water.
So he asks the Sardarji The Psychiatrists!!!Aren't They Funny?A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died." On LawyersA man was watching a stone on a grave which had a sentence written like this: HERE LIES A LAWYER, AN HONEST MAN The man called the incharge and asked him,
Husband and Wife HumorWife: Darling, you hate all my relatives. A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a
penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the
well, and drowned. First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Some Sardar JokesNo one should be offended by these jokes in any way, they are meant to be only for a laugh. They are not to offend anyone. Thanx. Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his
seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a
fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes
his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. ******************************************* There is this sardar walking on the road. He comes across a banana peel lying on the road. What's he thinking? "Saalaa aaj bhii girna padegaa..." ******************************************** The doctor told the sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he wud loose 34 kilos.At the end of 300 days, the sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?"asked the doctor. "I'm 2400 kms from home." *************************************************** 2 Sardarji's got fed up with the Indian Govt and decided to blow up the parliament.
They take 2 bombs, put them in a suitcase in the front seat of their car and set off. ********************************************** Two sardarjis walked toward each other on a country road. ************************************************* Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the
columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : ************************************************* Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other. Santa Singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?' The Smart Santa SinghThrough the center of Lahore there's the new Indo-Pak train speeding along (Samjhuata
Express or whatever - which goes between India and Pak. The old matronly woman thinks : "Now that's a fine young woman, the Pakistani soldier tries to steal a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!" The young woman is thinking : "Now that's a strange Pakistani soldier, he'd rather kiss that old hag than me." The Pakistani soldier is thinking : "Now that's a smart Indian, he steals the kiss and I get slapped." And Santa Singh is thinking : "Gee I'm smart! We go through the tunnel, I kiss the back of my hand and get away with slapping a Pakistani soldier." Short Humorus MomentsYoung Man: Would you like to dance with me? The moment a man entered his office his boss asked A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, A guy goes to an interview. He is asked "Where would you like to be in our
organization". The candidate replied "In the interview board". A policeman spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside
her, he said, "Pull over!" A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died. "All right, son," asked the father, "what does that show you?" Virus AlertsWatch for these new viruses when you log on to your computer: Airline Virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. PBS Virus: Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money. AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. Government Economist Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. Gallup Virus: Sixty percent of the PCs infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of error). Congressional Virus: The computer locks up and the screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem. Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a "virus" but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism." Elvis Virus: Your computer gets fat, slow, and lazy and then self-destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America. PAT BUCHANAN VIRUS: Your system works fine, but complains loudly about foreign software. COLIN POWELL VIRUS: Makes it's presence known but doesn't do anything. Secretly you wish it would. HILLARY CLINTON VIRUS: Files disappear, only to reappear mysteriously a year later in another directory. O.J. SIMPSON VIRUS: You know it's guilty of trashing your system, but you just can't prove it. BOB DOLE VIRUS: Could be virulent but it's been around too long to be much of a threat. STEVE FORBES VIRUS: All files reported as the same size. PAUL REVERE VIRUS: This virus doesn't horse around, warns you of impending attack. One if by LAN, twice if by C. POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS: Never identifies itself as a "virus" but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism". ROSS PEROT VIRUS: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole thing quits. TED TURNER VIRUS: Colorizes your monochrome monitor. DAN QUALE VIRUS: Thier is sumthing rong with yur kopyter, but ewe cant figyur outt watt. GOVERNMENT ECONOMIST VIRUS: Nothing works but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine. NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS: Probably harmless but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it. FEDERAL BUREAUCRAT VIRUS: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer. GALLUP VIRUS: 60% of the PC's infected will loose 30% of their data 14% of the time (plus or minus a 3.5% margin of error). TEXAS VIRUS: Makes sure that its bigger than any other file. ADAM AND EVE VIRUS: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple. CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS: The computer locks up and the screen splits in half with the same message appearing on each side. The message says that the blame for the gridlock is caused by the other side. AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. FREUDIAN VIRUS: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard. PBS VIRUS: Your program stops running every few minutes to ask for money. ELVIS VIRUS: Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self destructs only to surface a shopping malls and service stations across rural America. OLLIE NORTH VIRUS: Causes your printer to become a paper shredder. NIKE VIRUS: Just does it. SEARS VIRUS: Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply and shocks. JIMMY HOFFA VIRUS: Your program can never be found again. KEVORKIAN VIRUS: Helps your computer shut down as an act of mercy. STAR TREK VIRUS: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before. HEALTH CARE VIRUS: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong and sends you a bill for $4,500.00. GEORGE BUSH VIRUS: It starts by boldly stating: :"Read my docs..No New Files" on the screen. It proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congressional virus. Husband, Wife and Mother-in-lawHave you heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her into the crocodile pool. He is now being sued by the SPCA for being cruel to the crocodiles. ............................................ A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric. The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?" ............................................ The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?" Back came the reply, "Take no chances - order all three." ............................................ At the funeral, a priest was consoling the bereaved man: "Come, come my good man, tears cannot restore your mother-in-law." "Yes, I know... thats why I'm crying." ............................................ The president of the service club asked his new member, "Would you like to donate something to the home for the aged?" The new member replied, "Yes, my mother-in-law." ............................................ Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been hit on the head and badly hurt. Husband : Oh, my God! That clock has always been slow. College Tips by Dave BarryDAVE BARRY ON COLLEGE: College is basically a bunch of rooms where &127;&127;&127;&127;you sit for roughly two thousand hours and try to memorize things. &127;The two thousand hours are spread out over four years; you spend the &127;rest of the time sleeping and trying to get dates. Basically, you learn two kinds of things in college:
1. Things you will need to know in later life (two hours). 2. Things you will not need to know in later life (1,998 hours). These are the things you learn in classes whose names end in -ology, -osophy, -istry, -ics, and so on. The idea is, you memorize these things, then write them down in little exam books, then forget them. If you fail to forget them, you become a professor and have to stay in college for the rest of your life. It's very difficult to forget everything. For example, when I was in college, I had to memorize -- don't ask me why -- the names of three metaphysical poets other than John Donne. I have managed to forget one of them, but I still remember that the other two were named Vaughan and Crashaw. Sometimes, when I'm trying to remember something important like whether my wife told me to get tuna packed in oil or tuna packed in water, Vaughan and Crashaw just pop up in my mind, right there in the supermarket. It's a terrible waste of brain cells. After you've been in college for a year or so, you're supposed to choose a major, which is the subject you intend to memorize and forget the most things about. Here is a very important piece of advice: Be sure to choose a major that does not involve Known Facts and Right Answers. This means you must not major in mathematics, physics, biology, or chemistry, because these subjects involve actual facts. If, for example, you major in mathematics, you're going to wander into class one day and the professor will say: "Define the cosine integer of the quadrant of a rhomboid binary axis, and extrapolate your result to five significant vertices." If you don't come up with exactly the answer the professor has in mind, you fail. The same is true of chemistry: if you write in your exam book that carbon and hydrogen combine to form oak, your professor will flunk you. He wants you to come up with the same answer he and all the other chemists have agreed on. Scientists are extremely snotty about this. So you should major in subjects like English, philosophy, psychology, and sociology -- subjects in which nobody really understands what anybody else is talking about, and which involve virtually no actualfacts. I attended classes in all these subjects, so I'll give you a quick overview of each: ENGLISH: This involves writing papers about long books you have read little snippets of just before class. Here is a tip on how to get good grades on your English papers: Never say anything about a book that anybody with any common sense would say. For example, suppose you are studying Moby-Dick. Anybody with any common sense would say that Moby-Dick is a big white whale, since the characters in the book refer to it as a big white whale roughly eleven thousand times. So in your paper, you say Moby-Dick is actually the Republic of Ireland. Your professor, who is sick to death of reading papers and never liked Moby-Dick anyway, will think you are enormously creative. If you can regularly come up with lunatic interpretations of simple stories, you should major in English. PHILOSOPHY: Basically, this involves sitting in a room and deciding there is no such thing as reality and then going to lunch. You should major in philosophy if you plan to take a lot of drugs. PSYCHOLOGY: This involves talking about rats and dreams. Psychologists are obsessed with rats and dreams. I once spent an entire semester training a rat to punch little buttons in a certain sequence, then training my roommate to do the same thing. The rat learned much faster. My roommate is now a doctor. If you like rats or dreams, and above all if you dream about rats, you should major in psychology. SOCIOLOGY: For sheer lack of intelligibility, sociology is far and away the number one subject. I sat through hundreds of hours of sociology courses, and read gobs of sociology writing, and I never once heard or read a coherent statement. This is because sociologists want to be considered scientists, so they spend most of their time translating simple, obvious observations into scientific-sounding code. If you plan to major in sociology, you'll have to learn to do the same thing. For example, suppose you have observed that children cry when they fall down. You should write: "Methodological observation of the sociometrical behavior tendencies of prematurated isolates indicates that a casual relationship exists between groundward tropism and lachrimatory, or 'crying,' behavior forms." If you can keep this up for fifty or sixty pages, you will get a large government grant. Marriage JokesGetting married is very much like going to continental restaurant with&127;&127;&127;&127; friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. ** At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."&127; *********** 80% of the married men cheat in US, rest go to europe,asia...... The marriage comprises of three rings : engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suff'ring's. Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's. ****************** A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost you to get
married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son. I'm still paying for
it." ************* There was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I&127; got married; and then it was too late." A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - we wonder why........... Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. ********************** After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it." It doesn't matter how often a man changes his job, he still ends up with the&127; same boss. ************&127;***** A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine!" When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is. A perfect wife helps the husbands with the dishes. A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." Bill Gate's Death ExperienceBill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God.... "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?" God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, to see if it will help your decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" "I'll leave that up to you." "Okay then," said Bill, "let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!" "Fine," said God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision. "Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told God. "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going?" he asked Bill. Bill responded with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "This is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beaches, and the beautiful women playing in the water????" "That was the demo," replied God. Top Five Reasons Computers are FemalesTop Five reasons computers must be female... 5. No one but their creator understands their internal logic. 4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." 1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. The Latest Version of GirlFriend.....I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the sound is turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and it works okay. Girlfriend also seems to have a problem co-existing with my Golf program, often trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility. I probably should have stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0. After months of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with GirlFriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run GirlFriend2.0, and eventually it would require a Token Ring to run properly. He was right - as soon as I purged my cache, it uninstalled itself. Shortly after that, I installed GirlFriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus anyway. I had to clean out my whole system and shut down for a while. I very cautiously upgraded to GirlFriend 4.0. This time I used a SCSI probe first and also installed a virus protection program. It worked okay for a while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system. I tried running GirlFriend 1.0 again with GirlFriend 4.0 still installed, but GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know about that automatically senses the presence of any other version of GirlFriend and communicates withit in some way, which results in the immediate removal of both versions. The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still some problems. Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is written in some obscure language I can't understand, much less reprogram. Frankly I think there is too much attention paid to the look and feel rather than the desired functionality. Also, to get the best connections with your hardware, you usually have to use gold-plated contacts. And I've never liked how GirlFriend is totally "object-oriented". A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his version of GirlFriend to GirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of GirlFriend. He discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. So he did, but soon after that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a huge resource hog. It has taken up all his space, so he can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons he decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it came bundled with FreeSexPlus. Well, it turns out the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new Plug-Ins he wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw which has an automatic pop-up feature he can't turn off. I told him to try installing Mistress 1.0, but he said he heard if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't install anyway because of insufficient resources. Resume!!!!!!!!!!!Objective:
To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA) Education:
MS, Criminal Sciences, Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful (VPISU), August 1996. Thesis:
"On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatrez with minimal efforts" BS, Crime Technology, Tihar Jail( New Delhi), August 1994 Coursework:
Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design Work Experience:
Research Assistant, LT&T Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990 - Aug 1991 * Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project Summer Intern, Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay, June 1987 - July 1990 * Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings Honors:
* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime) References:
* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi Ultra-CAT-ScanA lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead. "Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family pet. Isn't there anything else you can do?" The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one more thing we can do." He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage. "Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your dog is dead." Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman sighed, "How much do I owe you?" "That will be $330." the vet replied. "I don't believe it!!!", screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost $330???" "Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan." Ha ha ha!....
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